To seek asylum here, you shall embrace His Majesty's opinions as laws and never commit sins that His Majesty forbids!
Nutter Alert! This website is infested with insane ramblings of that fool in the centre, the nutter on the loose. Avoid contact with this person at any cost. His words are injurious to your health. Get out of here while you can! HE HE HA HA HA HA HE HE HA HA HA HA!
According to recent reports, there have been numerous sightings of this loon in mid-town Houston. He is supposed to be living alone and is armed with charm. He is quite dangerous as he has the ability to make funny jokes that could have you in splits... literally. The subject is thirty three years old and is cursed with good taste in everything and is reportedly supposed to be having no regard for mediocrity. This dude thinks he is too cool for school, while in fact being too cool for anything. The subject is highly active and is not known to sit at one place for long. The subject is obsessed with staying fit and is known to be very competitive. Please do not approach this person if you are a bore and have nothing useful to say. This person could be your best friend, but this is something which cannot be guaranteed. Proceed at your own risk!
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